Tag Archives: Humor

Burial plans for a crank of a husband

A man and woman were married for many years. Whenever there was a confrontation, yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old
man would shout, “When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave and come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!”

Neighbors feared him. The old man liked the fact that he was feared.

Then one evening, he died when he was 98. After the burial, her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, “Aren’t you afraid that he may indeed be able to dig his way out of the grave and haunt you for the rest of your life?”

The wife said, ” Let him dig. I had him buried upside down…and I know he won’t ask for directions.”


Me and video games

I was always bad at video games. Yes, I would buy them, but that didn’t mean I was any good at them. Anything after Frogger or Space Invaders…fuck it, just pure fail on my part. To give you an idea how bad I was, during school when we played Oregon Trail on those old Apple IIe or Macintosh I forget (it was the 80s), I think I had the only caravan that died from either zombies or syphilis (even the oxen) before the first week was out! The second time I played the game, any immigrants in the wagon train decided to go back to Europe and face persecution and the remainder opted to join the natives or a pack of bears or something.